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10/28/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: None
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"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/28/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: None | 1
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Plays like this are why I’m sad Gus Johnson doesn’t do play-by-play for NFL games anymore.
Well, I guess I don’t mind that the Broncos play an early game today. If it’s going to be bad, I’ll at least have the rest of the day to get things done. I have no idea how this game at the Chiefs will turn out. I thought they were going to get their doors blown off in the first one and they instead led for most of the game until KC came back in the fourth and won. KC doesn’t need this game and it’s pretty close to a must-win for Denver, so it could be weird. Oh, and in case you hadn’t heard, the Broncos backup QB who got loudly cheered for taking a knee in his only NFL snap went full-on frat boy the other day and got arrested, then cut. Now our two QBs are Case Keenum and Kevin Hogan. Where’s my whiskey?
Our only CBS game is the Broncos-Chiefs game. Over on FOX we get Seahawks at Lions early, and Packers at Rams late. SNF is Saints at Vikings, and MNF is Pats-Bills. I think the good games are all during the day this week. Saints at Vikings could be a decent, but expecting it to be as good as the playoff game last year is probably a bad idea. The Bills are going to get killed at home, unless Derek Anderson suddenly becomes not-Derek Anderson. But the day games... even the Broncos-Chiefs one isn’t bad until you see how the game will go.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Lord, please let the Browns win this game. Or at least tie, because everyone will lose their shit over a tie.
Buccaneers at Bengals - What a weird matchup. This could be entertaining, if not necessarily good.
Jets at Bears - I don’t see how the Jets could possibly win this game, so they probably will.
Ravens at Panthers - Not interested, but it should be a good game at least.
Redskins at Giants - Even when the Giants are bad this could still be good. COULD be.
Seahawks at Lions - Go Lions!
Colts at Raiders - This is one of the two stinkers. Who cares, really? Poor Derek Carr, though.
Niners at Cardinals - Here’s the other stinker. Why even televise this one?
Packers at Rams - My upset senses are tingling, but my senses aren’t ever really that accurate TBH.
Oh yeah, the Eagles and Jags are playing this morning. As I write this, it’s 10-6 Eagles at the start of the 3rd.
Anything you want to see your team do before the trade deadline on Tuesday, realistic or not?
Nibby
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 13:15 |
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I got Tony Romo commenting on the Jets game \o/
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fhrblig
> Nibby
10/28/2018 at 13:18 |
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He’s goofy as hell, but entertaining.
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Nibby
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 13:19 |
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NFC east has a thing for goofy QBs
WilliamsSW
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 13:58 |
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Eli couldn’t be worse if he was throwing games, could he?
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fhrblig
> WilliamsSW
10/28/2018 at 14:03 |
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They haven’t shown us any highlights from that game. What's happening?
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 14:09 |
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I’m thinking the Packers get steam rolled this week. We haven’t looked good even on offense and the Rams are just a solid team all around. I’m kind of at the point that I want the team to tank so McCarthy gets fired, he really needs to go
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WilliamsSW
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 14:13 |
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Just another red zone pick.
I don’t have it on either but I have Barkley on my fantasy team.
Svend
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 17:31 |
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I hope the Jacksonville Jaguar’s aren’t playing, at least four o f their players won’t be very well rested after being arrested yesterday in London for trying to skip out on a £50,000 alcohol tab. They got released from custody without charge after the bill got paid but their coach isn’t happy.
Lol.
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fhrblig
> Svend
10/28/2018 at 17:58 |
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They already did this morning. They lost.
I can't really say much about their problems since our (former) backup QB got arrested Tuesday morning. He was being an ass at Von Miller's Halloween party, was probably on some sort of substance, wandered into some poor couple's house at 1 in the morning and sat down next to the woman as she held her baby, was clubbed by the guy with a metal vacuum cleaner tube, and then arrested. And then they cut him from the team.
PatBateman
> fhrblig
10/28/2018 at 20:42 |
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By now, you’ve figured out that Keenum is, in fact, a Texans sleeper agent sent to screw up your season and allow for my team’s victory this coming weekend. It’s the least we can do for you sending us Brock “The Busted Bronco” Osweiller.
We’ll be coming in on Friday early afternoon, staying at the Sheraton downtown. It should be a hoot, as I just learned that the Women in Computing seminar and gala is sharing our hotel with us on Friday night. After a nice steak dinner and drinks, my wife and I are planning on sneaking into said gala. This isn’t our first rodeo, either; we once snuck into an Indian wedding that was so grand, it was featured in a television show (Platinum Weddings). It was fun, as they had nice liquor.
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE TRAVELING TEXANS FAN BASE.
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fhrblig
> PatBateman
10/28/2018 at 21:32 |
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If the Texans’ grand plan is to send a mediocre QB to ‘destroy’ a team outside their division that was 5-11 last year and hasn’t been to the playoffs in two, then you guys need to fire everyone, LOL. We were busted up already without Keenum, and we’re probably doing better with him than if we didn’t sign him TBH. Like everything else the Texans try to do , the Patriots sabotage plan was way better. They sent us Hurricane Josh!
I think the Broncos will beat the Texans next week. Why? Because it won’t do the Broncos any good to win, all it will do is screw up our draft positioning all while giving everyone here false hopes that they might have an outside shot at the playoffs (they d on’t) en route to a probable 7-9 record ; and on the other side the Texans can’t afford to lose this game so they obviously will. But at least we can both laugh at the Dolphins. Brock’s so adorable when he pretends to be a quarterback.
I hope you both succeed in sneaking in. Have fun! I’ve never tried to do that before, but I could probably manage to do it by accident. I have weird luck. Looks like you’re coming just in time to miss the awesome weather we’re having right now. It’s supposed to rain and snow Tuesday into Wednesday, because that’s normal for Halloween in Colorado. But it’ll be normal seasonal weather by Friday, in the low 50's and probably sunny. I love this time of year.
Maybe when you make the attempt you should Bosom-Buddies it. Get a cheap business dress from TJ Maxx, a bad wig, and show up with a name tag with your real first name written on it crossed out and underneath it write ‘Beatrice’. Make sure you have a good 5-o’clock shadow, too. “I’m Pa- er, ‘Beatrice’. I do computer stuff. With computers. Where’s the free booze?”
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PatBateman
> fhrblig
11/03/2018 at 11:22 |
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For the altitude and temperature, there sure are a lot of homeless guys smoking cigarettes down on 16th street.
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fhrblig
> PatBateman
11/03/2018 at 14:06 |
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This is still shorts weather, LOL.
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PatBateman
> fhrblig
11/04/2018 at 10:56 |
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FALSE. I’m now wearing shorts, and I’m really fucking cold. Also, I almost died working out this morning. Y’all really should look into increasing the oxygen levels here.
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PatBateman
> fhrblig
11/04/2018 at 10:57 |
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NOT. SHORTS. WEATHER.
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fhrblig
> PatBateman
11/04/2018 at 11:03 |
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You have plenty of leg hair to keep you warm. I don’t see the problem.
On a related note, I ended up shaving my beard off the other day. (Long story short, we need to get a new beard trimmer.) That’s not happening again. When it snowed the other morning and I took the dog out, it took me a minute to realize why my face was so cold.